sega arcade mini

 ok lets start satirical . i suggest sega arcade mini for the hero for the 1st step

second step irritation from mixed cables

3rd step the poor thing is waiting to be used

4th step here comes the hero that with one single step it will make it work and show pretty graphics

for the 5th step i suggest using the game shinobi to conclude the mess. the console finds no satisfaction it just burns power using his power cable using usb micro no hdmi cable needed the console has its own screen the controller with the messed up cable satisfies the hero

no the story continued and concluded satirically or maybe not . the hero defeats the first 2 levels of mission 1 having trouble and enjoyment completing level 1 with no lives lost . in the second he was hooked he finished rather quickly. in the third stage he realised the big bad enemy was too strong to defeat so he retired from duty turning off sega arcade mini the power hungry beast he retrurned the usb micro to its original location with one swift move . he carefully put sega arcade mini to its temporary location. the time is 3 . the hero must wait 2 days for e-jumbo to bring the ridiculous purchase with ridiculous money that could be spent on ridiculous food