## 🎮 DOT-MATRIX MAN
**(Παρωδία του "Taxman" / Ρυθμός: Garage Rock με Game Boy Beeps)**
**(Intro: 1, 2, 3, 4... *Ήχος έναρξης Nintendo* - "Ba-ding!")**
### Verse 1
Let me tell you how it’s gonna be
In 4 shades of green for you to see
’Cause I’m the Game Boy, yeah, I’m the Game Boy
Should 4 AA batteries feel too small?
Be thankful I don’t drain them all
’Cause I’m the Game Boy, yeah, I’m the Game Boy.
### Chorus
(Pac-Man!) - Eating dots in the dark
(Pac-Man!) - But the screen lacks a spark
If you want to see the ghosts, you’ll need a light
Or sit beneath a street lamp in the night!
### Verse 2
Don’t ask me what I’m playing for (Ha!)
If you don't want a Tetris high score (Che!)
’Cause I’m the Game Boy, yeah, I’m the Game Boy.
If you try to drive, I’ll blur the view
If you drop me down, I’m good as new
’Cause I’m the Game Boy, yeah, I’m the Game Boy.
### Bridge
(Guitar Solo - Αλλά παιγμένο με 8-bit Square Waves)
*Waka-waka-waka-waka-waka!*
### Verse 3
Now my screen is small and strictly gray
But I’ll outlast your Switch any day
’Cause I’m the Game Boy, yeah, I’m the Game Boy.
And you’re playing for no one but me!
### Outro
(Pac-Man!) - Power pellet in hand
(Pac-Man!) - Best brick in the land
And you’re playing for no one but me...
**(Fade out με τον ήχο του θανάτου του Pac-Man: *Blee-ooo-eee-up!*)**
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