rumblings of a middle aged man as written on yellow paper notes or just notes

sticky notes
hello I'm Bridgit Medler
and this may MTV is pushing
their dick inside my vagina
so the whole world can see
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Stan (of southpark fame/phame) did it?
YOU bastards!
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pimp(s) - 50 cent
cause I'm a mother fucking p-I-m-p.

lyrics for a buck
I need a dollar , a dollar that's what I need
if you give me a dollar, I'll tell my story to you